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Tropic Thunder Quotes

admin — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:37:38 +0000

Les Grossman: Now I want you to take a step back… and literally fuck your own face!
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Kirk Lazarus: I don’t read the script. The script reads me.
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Kirk Lazarus: [to Tugg Speedman] What do you mean, “you people?”
Alpa Chino: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry] What do *you* mean, “you people?”
Kirk Lazarus: Huh?
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Tugg Speedman: There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt…
[pause]
Tugg Speedman: …retarded. Like, really retarded.
Kirk Lazarus: Damn!
Tugg Speedman: In a weird way I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was ok to be stupid or dumb.
Kirk Lazarus: To be a moron.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: To be moronical.
Tugg Speedman: Exactly, to be a moron.
Kirk Lazarus: An imbecile.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah!
Kirk Lazarus: Like the dumbest mother fucker that ever lived.
Tugg Speedman: [pause] When I was playing the character.
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Tugg Speedman: [as Simple Jack] Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I’ll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
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Kevin Sandusky: Tugg. Tugger. You’re the last piece of the puzzle buddy. We need you! Your men need you. Are you with us?
Tugg Speedman: [pause] I’m a rooster illusion.
Kevin Sandusky: Fuck it. We’ll deal with him later.

Little Fockers Quotes

admin — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:31:53 +0000

Jack Byrnes: I’m watching you.
Greg Focker: Yeah, well I have eyes too, so I’ll be watching you… watching me.
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Jack Byrnes: [as Jack is being loaded into an ambulance, to Greg] Focker!
EMT: Why is he cursing at us?
EMT: We’re just trying to help you sir…
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Jack Byrnes: We’ve had this date since the beginning, Greg.
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Jack Byrnes: Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?
Greg Focker: To Pam? Are you kidding? Yes. Jack, there’s never been a problem with that.
Jack Byrnes: [sternly] Even after her body’s endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?
Greg Focker: Yes. Even after that. It’s still… It’s all good. It’s all good under the hood.
Jack Byrnes: That’s disgusting.
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Jack Byrnes: What about Mommy and Daddy, is everything okay with them?
Samantha Focker: I guess they fight sometimes.
Jack Byrnes: Mmm-hmm. And what do they fight about?
Samantha Focker: Um, like Mommy got mad at Daddy because he was going to the hotel with Andi.
Jack Byrnes: Andi?
[Sam laughs and nods]
Jack Byrnes: Who’s Andi?
Samantha Focker: I can’t say because I’m not supposed to be spying.
Jack Byrnes: Like I always tell you, there’s nothing wrong with spying as long as you suspect foul play. So, who’s Andi?
Samantha Focker: Andi gives Daddy his boners.
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Jack Byrnes: If I go down, Greg, I need to know someone will be responsible for the whole Byrnes clan. So I ask you, Greg, are you prepared to be… the Godfocker?

Meet the Parents Quotes

admin — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:26:46 +0000

Jack Byrnes: I will be watching you.
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Pam Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!
Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
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Jack Byrnes: “My Mother”, by Jack Byrnes. You gave me life / You gave me milk / You gave me courage / Your name was Angela / The angel from Heaven / But you were also an angel of God / And He needed you, too / Selfishly I tried to keep you here / While the cancer ate away your organs, / Like an unstoppable rebel force / But I couldn’t save you / and I shall see your face nevermore, nevermore, nevermore / Until we meet in heaven.
Pam Byrnes: Dad, that’s beautiful.
Dina Byrnes: It always gets me.
Greg Focker: That’s amazing, so much love, and also so much information.
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Jack Byrnes: I mean, can you ever really trust another human being, Greg?
Greg Focker: Sure, I think so.
Jack Byrnes: No. The answer is you cannot.
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Jack Byrnes: What are you driving there? Ford?
Greg Focker: Yeah it’s a Taurus. Yeah, we were going to get a mid-size, but I figure, hey, we pull down decent bucks. Might as well go all out, and pop for the full-size.
Jack Byrnes: Sure. Interesting color. You pick it?
Greg Focker: Oh, no, the guy at the counter. Why?
Jack Byrnes: Well, they say geniuses pick green. But you didn’t pick it.
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Greg Focker: I’m gonna go upstairs and pay a visit to the shower fairy.
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Dina Byrnes: Looks like we’ve got another wedding to plan.
Jack Byrnes: Yep. Just got to do one more thing.
Dina Byrnes: What’s that?
Jack Byrnes: Meet his parents.
Dina Byrnes: Jack…
Jack Byrnes: Honey, relax. I’m sure they’re wonderful, fascinating people.
Dina Byrnes: Good night, Jack.
Jack Byrnes: I mean, they’d have to be, right? To name their son Gaylord Focker?

Another Earth Quotes

admin — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:04:32 +0000

John Burroughs: What would you say if you met another you?
Rhoda Williams: Better luck next time.
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Rhoda Williams: I don’t really want to be around too many people, or do too much talking.
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Rhoda Williams: Do you remember that essay contest I told you about… travel to Earth 2? I won.

Rampart Quotes

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Roadie Quotes

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Pina Quotes

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Another Happy Day Quotes

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Tyrannosaur Quotes

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11-11-11 Quotes

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Samuel: I believe in god, and with that comes belief in the Devil.
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Samuel: Brother be careful looking for meaning when there is none.